so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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