yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
either way he was missing a nipple.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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