Pregnant stripper...not hot.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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