There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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