ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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