So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
