she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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