This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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