ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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