Please, let me fuck your mom
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think your dad took our porno
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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