we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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