Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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