I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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