oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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