Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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