I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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