My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Of course I have a pirate flag
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
