He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
They have beer where we have blood.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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