hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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