Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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