Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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