ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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