She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
