Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
