Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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