I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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