New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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