Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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