I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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