do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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