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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

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• (914): View more from New York

  all she had left on were here heels. phone five

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.

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  this is the most serious roommate agreement ever

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.

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