You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!