actually, I'm a sock model
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
