ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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