And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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