So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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