We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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