I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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