the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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