so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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