Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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