That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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