no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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