Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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