I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He shit in the fireplace
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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