i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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