why didn't you poke me back
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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