Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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