he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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