Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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