She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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