He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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