HIV tests are more positive than that guy
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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