Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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