Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Can you bring me the toilet please
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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