I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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