Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.