Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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